Attention, Pot Farmers!

The government is looking for folks who can “harvest, process, analyze, store and distribute” cannabis. You know, for research.

The National Institutes for Health is seeking bids from anyone who possesses a “secure” outdoor facility that’s video-monitored and capable of growing 12 acres of marijuana.

It’s all for medicinal purposes, folks.

It’s not some sort of DEA sting.

Why are you so paranoid?

Oh, and that email in your in-box from the Nigerian prince who needs your help to deposit the money that his unscrupulous government will otherwise steal from him?

That’s perfectly legitimate, dude.


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