Add Brett Favre to the list of philandering celebrities...he allegedly sent really gross (and unimpressive) cell pictures to a Jets Employee named Jenn.
Download Brett Favre - Desperate Voicemails
He also left her some pretty pathetic voicemails. Deadspin has the story.
Why didn't Brett just shoot straight with her? "Hey, Jenn, it's Brett Favre...I'm rich and physically fit and I'm used to getting what I want...so, I want you, so lemme have you. Okay. Bye."
RETIRE, BRETT. RETIRE.