A woman is suing Disney World, saying that she was groped by Donald Duck at Disney's Epcot theme park.
In the Pennsylvania suit, 27-year-old April Magolon says Donald grabbed her breast while she held her child and then had the nerve to joke about it. She claims the run in with Donald has caused her post-traumatic stress, including nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. (???)
(OH, COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK.)
Disney Attorneys hoped the suit would be dismissed or held in Florida, but the judge said Disney had more money to travel for the court dates than poor April.
This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard all day. Here's the Full Story from CBS